Kickball Power Rankings Week 5: You Just Got Photo-bombed!
The week 5 rankings are out, and for the first time, we have a change at the top! Last year’s runners up, and champs from two seasons ago, Region of Doom is looking like their old formidable selves, but there is still plenty of competition up and down the league so don’t call this a runaway just yet. Dave and I have painstakingly scoured the internet to find the perfect pics that put you teams season so far in perspective. Hope you enjoy!
Big Blue, Ice Cold, No Doubt, Money in the Bank Lock of the Week!!!!!
Balls Deep over Pitch Slap
On Notice: 187 on an Undercover Cop
1. Region of Doom 5-0
Basking in the sun at the top, and I bet those long legs could crush a kickball to deep right.
2. Degenerates 4-0-1
It seemed appropriate after last week… and yet they keep rising in the rankings.
3. Respectaballs 4-0-1
You do not take it easy on your opponents do you?
4. Highly Questionable 4-0-1
Don’t choke at the finish again!
5. Bunt Cakes 4-0-1
You know what’s coming? Bike Shorts week!
6. Hold My Beer 4-1
I think this speaks for itself.
7. FBGM 3-2
Suddenly, FBGM came back from the dead.
8. Booze on First 3-2
Working together takes true commitment, that’s why I’m so proud of this team.
9. Drunk Again and looking to score 2-1-1
I feel like these are the words Drunk Again lives by.
10. Where My Pitches 3-2
You take care of all the games you’re supposed to win, and there’s something to be said for that.
11. UnCIVILized 3-2
You probably won’t win it all, but keep dreaming that impossible dream!
12. Pitches Be Crazy 2-2
I still feel like something’s missing…
13. Bunt Kickers
That last game was a struggle that ended with something about as valuable as the pizza pictured above. Well keep on struggling, comrades, the belt’s eternal glory demands it!
14. Rubber Balls and Liquor
They don’t define Wins and Losses in the same light as the rest of us. That’s what makes them great though. Don’t go a changing you dick wagging wonder squad!
15. Sons of Pitches
You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house. Sean’s squad is my pick to make a deep playoff run if they don’t self sabotage at any point moving forward.
16. Balls Deep
There’s evidence they have the deft skill to pick apart their opponents. Unfortunately they’re not nearly as consistent as this cat…
17. Trippin Balls
Trippin Balls must be giddy after tying contender, Bunt Cakes, last week. Plus their the most likely squad to actually dye their hair neon green.
They have two tough teams coming down the stretch. No matter what sort of “load” you receive just remember to focus on getting better and preparing for a playoff “push.”
19. Ermagerd Kerkball
It feels as if this team is either teetering on greatness or just getting a little too close to the edge. They have two winnable games to close the season, show us who you really are!
We have no doubt the Alcoballics (aka Power Practical) could turn some glasses into a power generating piece of art. Now turning 10 men and women into a winning squard this season? We have our doubts.
21. Pitches and Throws
They have good intentions and their heads are in the right place but that doesn’t always lead to a W…We love them nonetheless!
22. Pitch Slap
At times Pitch Slap looks like their working against each other more than against the other team. A little strategy adjustment and that same great attitude and they won’t end the season winless!
23. 187 on a Undercover Cop
187 has a tough schedule coming up to close the season. Time to grab an apple (or a beer) and zone out a bit.
24. Running with Scissors
After asserting questionable influence over the referee during last week’s game we’d like to point Running with Scissors to Braden’s message here…